Spooky jokes for English lovers What is a scarecrows favorite fruit? â€” STRAW-berries. What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? â€” Spelling. What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?Â â€” Dead ends. How do you make a witch itch? â€” Â Take away the W Why donâ€™t ghosts like rain? â€” It dampens their spirits. What did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn? â€” That costume is a-MAZE-ing. Why do witches wear name tags? â€” So they will know which witch is which. Why didnâ€™t the scarecrow eat dinner? â€” He was already stuffed. What kind of monster loves to disco? â€”Â The boogieman. Why do people like vampires so much? â€”Â Because they are FANGtastic. What does a cool witch ride instead of a motorcycle? â€” A Brrrrrr â€“ oomstick. How do you make a skeleton laugh? â€” Tickle its funny bone.